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Am I the only one who thinks that the following is absolutely insane and redundant?

From Sunbiz.org

Effective July 1, 2009, the intention to register a fictitious name must be advertised at least once in a newspaper in the county in which the principal place of business will be located. Contact your newspaper for advertising information.

Apparently, in California business owners already had to do this but it’s new in Florida. How would one go about advertising the intent?

People of Palm Beach County, ScammingBastards Inc will henceforth use the name TrustUs Inc to scam you instead.

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OK I first thought that the concept of zombie fire ants was incredibly cool in a scifi way after a colleague sent me the below link but after thinking about it for a while, this sh*t is a bit creepy.

Go ahead and read the story or the section on Wikipedia about this.

Crazy sh*t, agreed? Now scientists are using these flies as a pest control agent in several southern states which is where the creepiness comes in. What if the fly population booms and runs out of fire ants? Here’s a hint:

[the fly] is omnivorous. It has been reared from decaying vegetation, shoe polish, paint emulsions, human cadavers pickled in formalin, and even lung tissue from living people.

Does that mean that there’s a chance that we’ll become zombies? Keep your fingers crossed for the next mutation of this species and we’ll meet eachother in Ravenholm.

Didn’t know Apple made this particular product. What do they call it? Crapple? iTrash?

I knew that the GPL was a viral license, but never knew it could cause delusional fevers.

I don’t have to justify posting this, right?