Scriptionary Blog » funny http://blog.scriptionary.com The informal yet informational sub-site Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:21:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Fictition Names Newspaper Advertisment http://blog.scriptionary.com/2009/08/06/fictition-names-newspaper-advertisment/ http://blog.scriptionary.com/2009/08/06/fictition-names-newspaper-advertisment/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:30:50 +0000 Eddy Luten http://blog.scriptionary.com/?p=252 Am I the only one who thinks that the following is absolutely insane and redundant?

From Sunbiz.org

Effective July 1, 2009, the intention to register a fictitious name must be advertised at least once in a newspaper in the county in which the principal place of business will be located. Contact your newspaper for advertising information.

Apparently, in California business owners already had to do this but it’s new in Florida. How would one go about advertising the intent?

People of Palm Beach County, ScammingBastards Inc will henceforth use the name TrustUs Inc to scam you instead.

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Go ahead and read the story or the section on Wikipedia about this.

HL2 ZombieCrazy sh*t, agreed? Now scientists are using these flies as a pest control agent in several southern states which is where the creepiness comes in. What if the fly population booms and runs out of fire ants? Here’s a hint:

[the fly] is omnivorous. It has been reared from decaying vegetation, shoe polish, paint emulsions, human cadavers pickled in formalin, and even lung tissue from living people.

Does that mean that there’s a chance that we’ll become zombies? Keep your fingers crossed for the next mutation of this species and we’ll meet eachother in Ravenholm.

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Didn’t know Apple made this particular product. What do they call it? Crapple? iTrash?

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I don’t have to justify posting this, right?

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